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Tuesday, 26 April 2016

VOTE-A-FACE

It’s really hot out here in Kochi, or rather in Kerala. I expected the heat of election campaigns to outdo the natures. But for now, my expectations has got a thumbs down. Nature definitely wins. Wins by large margin!!!

Kerala, I believe is the only state that does the “marching” very religiously – Left Right Left Right….and the march goes on and on and on….

Even this time around, the walls have become dirty with those “Faceposters”, but one difference I found was that, I could see a good number of “Face Paintings” on the walls and where ever the paint stays! Looks good though. At least an artist is getting paid (hope so). Seriously, these face paintings look good, but for the rosy lips!!!. But where are those loud speakers or “kolambis”? where are those jeeps and ambassadors which used to be covered with the candidate posters and banners and logos? Why am I not getting to hear those “parody” songs? Where are those support groups who bang our gates and walk in straight with that typical “grin” and handover us the manifestos? Are those boys not in job for throwing the “promisory” papers, “vaakdhaanangal niranja paperukal”? 

Everything and anything OLD, is GOLD. I have been fortunate enough to live through those traditional election campaigning days. Today, I come home in the evening, and my mother says, with a very humble face, “innum aarum vannileda, election ingu ethile..…ini eppo vannitta….” and I am like, “hellooooo, where’s my coffee???” She doesn’t know what’s happening in the digital space. She knows that I have an FB account…ooops…Facebook account, my sister has one etc., but does she little  know that our, malayalees, ever green political mega stars too have an Facebook account now and its there that the heat of the election campaign is felt and that’s where the real fight is happening.

I don’t think it’s just my mother’s situation, but most of ours parents, mostly mothers. The kolambis has been replaced by trolls, jeeps and Ambi’s by timelines, support groups has taken shape in the form of likes, shares and comments and how we benefit is, our ears are not polluted by those “prasangams”, our house gates are in good shape, verandas are not littered with the posters and newsletters and the best part – we do not get to see those sweat dripping faces and grins!!!

Yes, it’s very hot. Why simply take the heat? Its digital era. Let’s campaign digitally. It’s a nice place out there. No 38-40 degrees heat, No sweating it out, No sound pollution, No walks, No throat drying talks, No wastage of paper and many many more…..Now if we don’t like any of these trolls, shares, messages, videos, don’t get irritated, JUST DELETE IT. Athreyullu.

Tonight, while dining, my mother, after listening to my “tuition classes” on the digital campaign’s and related things, all she said was this…

enna pinne aa facebook kunthrandathil poyi kutthannulla samvidhaanam undaakaan para….veyilum kollanda, queuelum nikkanda, viralum cheethayaakkanda….” 

My reply –facebookkil povaanonnum pattila….kerane pattu”!!!